This movie is fucking brilliant.
That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting
#because they know each other too well #their usual tactics don’t work on each other#they have fought too often #she is in his brain #and he is in hers #and it’s stupid and wonderful that they have found other weaknesses in each other #she knows he hates when she bites too hard #and she goes weak when you pull on her hair just a little bit #glorious fucking otp is glorious
If I’d written this, this is when they’d start making out and the clothes would come flying off. Hell, most of it would stay on TBH.
I flush. Why’s he going on about this?
“All those boys pursuing you—that isn’t enough of a clue?”
“Boys? What boys?”
“You want the list?” Christian frowns. “The photographer, he’s crazy about you, that boy in the hardware store, your roommate’s older brother. Your boss,” he adds bitterly.
Fifty Shades Darker, p. 88.
damn! jose? that boy from the hardware store? you’re a regular megan fox!
(via 50shadesofsuck)
Isn’t this literally a scene from one of the Twilight books?
So…we’re talking, in order:
Eric, Mike, and then whoever the fuck else is in love with Bella Swan this week.
gilbert gottfried reads 50 shades of grey
thanks Sean
I would buy this if he read it, TBH.
just watch this...
charlize theron gets it HARD. it’s funny to hear kristen stewart reading it since it’s based on her (sorta).
I love Charlize Theron.
in my fantasies nick kroll plays christian grey.
thanks jayne.
This is amazing.



