This movie is fucking brilliant.

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“I can’t even see my own baby!”

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You have no idea how attractive you are, do you?”
I flush. Why’s he going on about this?
“All those boys pursuing you—that isn’t enough of a clue?”
“Boys? What boys?”
“You want the list?” Christian frowns. “The photographer, he’s crazy about you, that boy in the hardware store, your roommate’s older brother. Your boss,” he adds bitterly.
~

Fifty Shades Darker, p. 88.

damn! jose? that boy from the hardware store? you’re a regular megan fox!

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Isn’t this literally a scene from one of the Twilight books?

So…we’re talking, in order:

Eric, Mike, and then whoever the fuck else is in love with Bella Swan this week.

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5 days ago on 23 May 2012 ~ 1:26am 28 notes

gilbert gottfried reads 50 shades of grey

50shadesofsuck:

thanks Sean

I would buy this if he read it, TBH.

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5 days ago on 23 May 2012 ~ 1:20am 208 notes

just watch this...

50shadesofsuck:

charlize theron gets it HARD. it’s funny to hear kristen stewart reading it since it’s based on her (sorta).

I love Charlize Theron.

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5 days ago on 23 May 2012 ~ 1:19am 44 notes

50shadesofsuck:

in my fantasies nick kroll plays christian grey.

thanks jayne.

This is amazing.

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5 days ago on 23 May 2012 ~ 1:08am 61 notes
Not mine. But I do love this.

Not mine. But I do love this.

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